A Recipe For Disaster

[The Challenge: Write a recipe for disaster]

1 X full heart –  the younger the better
1 X cup of attraction
2 X cups of lust
1 X tablespoon of persuasion
2.5 X cups of love and trust
½ teaspoon of denial
A mixture of anger, hate, jealousy, regret, pain, mistrust, selfishness, spiteful words for decoration.

1. Take the heart (you can tell how vulnerable it is by how far out of its shell it is, we need one to be completely trusting) and gently massage a full cup of attraction into it. You should notice that the once steady heart beat now moves from calm to eager; this is exactly what we want because we need the butterflies released in this step for step 2.
   
2. Once you have nurtured the heart with attraction, leave it on the side to soak in this emotion. You will need to get the full cups of lust and the tablespoon of persuasion (be extremely careful with this teaspoon as persuasion is one of the stickiest ingredients and once it touches your skin, it will be hard to remove) and mix them together. Ensure that you mix them well as we need persuasion to blend into lust evenly for this dough to work. Once you’ve mixed these ingredients flatten them out onto your surface.
   
   Ensure that the heart is alive with attraction and once the heart beat quickens place it on this dough and wrap lust and persuasion around it ever so gently. Do not suffocate the heart because if you do, this recipe is doomed to fail.
   
   
   
3. Take the 2.5 cups of love and trust and dip your hands into this mixture, once you’ve done that take the lustful heart and gently coat every inch of lust and persuasion with love and trust. Ensure that you don’t miss any pieces because leaving love in broken pieces over the heart could cause it to harden and stop beating.
   
   
   
4.  Once the love and trust has soaked through the layers of lust and persuasion straight into the heart, you can now decorate this heart with your choice of anger, hate, jealousy, regret, pain, mistrust, selfishness and spiteful words.
   
   Take care how much you decorate this heart because the more you decorate it, the older it becomes, the older it becomes the quicker it dies.
   
   
   
5.  And finally, the saving ingredient to any heart that has been wrapped in attraction, lust, persuasion, love, trust and hurt – denial. Sprinkle this ½ teaspoon over the decorations and with time denial will strengthen your heart enough for you to coat it with another thin layer of love and trust.
   
   Be warned to use an extremely thin layer of love and trust because once a heart has been decorated in this way, it becomes extremely sensitive and may crumble on contact.